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Went there last night. The  waitress was a bitch. I hope she gets f diarrhea and shits her  self mid shift

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My girlfriend and I both got food poisoning from the burgers here and were in pain all day from that crawling to the bathroom on broken glass, our tender limbs struggling to carry us to the toilet with the urgency of a rhinoceros stampede, our poor, ill-treated b-hoals ravaged by the burgie madness, we force vomited to combat the evil burgies and did strenuous cardio to wring the last bits of grease and malady from our systems ---The bartender on Tuesday 1/21/20 around 10 PM was beligerent and rude.  We left immediatly after she opened her mouth.

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Here's a tip you'd have a better chance of getting served alcohol on a Sunday at church. 

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If your car breaks down and you're absolutely starving, please head to the gas station across the street rather than eat here.  

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This bar smelled funky, the bartender didn't even acknowledge our existence, and all the "locals" mean mugged us the whole 5 minutes we were there. 

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*Get rid of the sewer smell. *GET A BETTER DJ for dance nights!!!!!  Get someone who knows DANCE MUSIC!!! *Dim those lights!

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Horrible experience. We walked into the bar when it was a full house and was told to get up from our table because it's a "slow night" and they were closing early. 

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Horrible service. Beer glass smelled like detergent & tasted strange - ruined the beer. Mistakes happen 

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If I could have, I would have reamed the bartender for being a dick. What a pompous ass. Hey buddy, You're a BARTENDER! 

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I did not expect to be treated by the help, like we were street people. 

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felt like i was underage in a Las Vegas casino and security were  about to come over and chuck me out

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 those poor cocktail servers with their short black dresses....nightmare!

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The drinks were amazing, but they could not overcome what is seriously wrong with this place: 1)  no formal entry - they take all comers and there is no order as to where to sit 2)  took 10 minutes for someone to take our order 3)  the guy next to me was wearing fleece (they take all comers, it turns out) 4)  there was no pouring at the table 5)  worst of all, all the CLOCKS were telling the WRONG time...enough said!

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Ceilings were incredibly dusty. Vibe was very weird, dog dining at the door. Both of our drinks had very little to no vodka in them, and the server could've been a little nicer. 

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Service is terrible. You would be a lot more profitable if your waitresses actually did something. 

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Floor & tables super sticky.  A couple walked out, although they were waiting less time than me. Terrible service.

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Seriously...if you don't appreciate the fact that this place does not give a shit about your yelp review or trends, stay the fuck away so the rest of us can keep our old Louie's intact! I wish you had to be over 30 to ride this place.

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This place is horrible! Horrible service, horrible bar tenders, very nasty and rude, and VERY racist. I will NEVER go back because I have never experienced such horrible customer service (signed DEZ B .. Dallas, Tx)

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EVERY SINGLE person at the bar single us out as we walked in. There were 2 seats available and my friend was unable to get a seat because the party seating previous to us was "saving" it. Wtf? It was an available seat. 

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Seemed as if everyone knew each other and we were the odd balls in the bar.  If you're not part of this bar circle don't even bother to show up, 

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We went to this bar to see some live music and the owner decided that the band was too loud- which is fine. But then he proceeded to start yelling at the band, as well as patrons who were trying to deflate the situation. He ran them out of the bar and seemed like he was going to get in a fist fight outside the front door with two "security guards". Not sure why you would have two guys on payroll as bouncers at such a small establishment. It gave off the impression that this kind of thing happened frequently.  It didn't come off as the most professional means of handling the situation.

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First place ever that as a non-smoker I had to go outside to take a smoke break. Karaoke song selection is weak at best. Oh well. People seemed to have fun.

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Went to use the bathroom... more dudes in there doing blow than taking a piss.  Returned to the bar to see my friend being harassed by a tranny prostitute in Spanish... Was offered a threesome by a girl for papers... and I actually ate the food from here a few times after being completely drunk... and didn't die... so outside of its lawlessness... Its not the worst place ever... but trust me.... its one of the seediest places in Miami... you have to have your big boy pants on to go here.  If you like seriously third world like dive bars... you will love this place...

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Unpleasant noise level. Terrible music. Unsanitary men's room. A most unsavory clientele. But the drinks are stiff and I suppose if your prerequisites for dives are absolutely minimal, you'll probably do just fine

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Every time I try giving this place another shot, it goes to hell, last night was the last straw, your cook/bouncer/bartender chick went apeshit on my companion...who the hell do you think you are yelling at a patron!  We may come back when you obtain your liquor license just to see you go down the shitter after the crack heads return like the days of yore!

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The owner of this bar should not be in the business of customer service.  My husband and I came in there last night, sat at the bar and was ignored all evening by her bar help and herself.  We could not get either one of their attention all evening to order another drink, we had to call out to them several times.  Neither one of them ever came over to see if we were doing alright, need another drink?  It took us several times to ask for our tab before it was finally given to us. We were then "told" what our tab came to.  I asked if we could see the actually ticket and she came back with a piece of paper with "tic tac toe" like marks on it.  She then asked us in a hastily voice, "IS THERE A PROBLEM?"  We told her that we just wanted to see our tab and yes, since you asked so politely, we felt like we had been ignored all evening.  She then told us that if we wanted something we were supposed to ask HER not her "bar help".  That was the most comical statement ever as her "bar help" was serving drinks and giving other customers their tabs when asked.  We paid our tab, which came to $28 and chose not to leave the 20%, $6.00 tip.  As soon as we reached the parking lot and got into our car, she came up to our car and started banging on the window.  We rolled down the window and she proceeded to tell us that WE were rude and how dare us not leave a tip!  ...it's Christmas time don't we know!  She then informed us to never come back... over $6.00! Unbelievable. SO if you choose to go into this establishment, make sure you leave a tip even if you feel like you have just received the worst service ever.  Otherwise, you will be followed out to your car to be yelled and screamed at.  

Well going to give it a try with friends tonight, but already not too thrilled because it's not dog friendly!  And when I called asking if it was or wasn't the person on the phone wasn't really friendly or down home.  Let you know what I think later...to be fair.

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Worst hamburger with the worst names ever. Will never waste my time nor my money to go back .. All show and no go as they say .. The place takes forever

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Your pizza is worse than cardboard. It's so awful. Idk why ppl line up for your shit-hole location. Please close down asap and allow better ppl to make something of this amazing location.

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Highly over rated dive bar filled with low life burn outs The owners are two assholes from Illinois whose food is truly putrid dreck. Never again!!!

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This bar is okay but the blonde bartender will flirt with guys she wants to serve but will pay no attention to you if you're not her type. Also which is a BIG violation is the fact she's still serving people past 2. MANAGEMENT: you need to address this

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Thanks for letting us pay for music and not playing it. What a racist bar!!!!! So sad we had to experience this. Could of been an awesome night but an employee tall white decided to be DJ when we wasted our good money just to hear 2 songs stay way from this place

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The bartender seemed old and like he didn't wanna be there. I ordered my drinks, finished em and left. Nothing special here.

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Strange bar. The bartender on duty when I went there was a nice and average looking. She had some tats like me and seem to be a bit of an outcast with charm. I'm thinking great conversation. Don't worry people I know that it takes a miracle to get a bartenders phone number much less a stripper, not what I was trying to do. People came in but it was still slow and I tried making small talk with her and she acted like I did not exsist. After a couple more attempts I realized that big bad ugly guy at the end of the bar was her boyfriend (I would have never guessed) and she was not allowed to talk to guys like me. Oh the old farts were okay, but not me. Hey now the name of the bar makes sense. Time to go I guess. It had such a great start. Been back a couple of times just not my kind of place. If this was my bar with the awsome Mexican food place next door........well you get it.

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This bars is ghetto and run down. Sketchy people in bar including staff. I had my wallet stole from the bar in front of bartender. People told me that they knew who took it but they had a no snitch policy. Horrible experience will not return.

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Poor service, if you want a huge slap in the face come here. Management needs to know who they have working for them.

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Never really enjoyed my time here. The regulars are strange and the service isn't very inviting. The only time I've had a good time here is when I was in a Vball league and I didn't have to talk to the bartender. The tall black hair goatee guy comes off as a prick.

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I just sat on their patio for 30 minutes without being spoken to. The waitress came out at least 5 times and spoke to every other table and completely ignored me and did not once acknowledge my existence. I'm never coming back here.

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Let me start by stating that I've been a patron of this bar for 15+ years. It's a classic NE dive bar. I've always had good results with their food and drinks and for the most part the staff is great.  The only problem I've had is with the bartender (not the one with dreads).  I had just finished taking my dog for a walk and stopped in for a quick beer and burger. Right after I had placed my order, the bartender mutes the music and said "who ever has their dog in the car go drop them off before you go drinking, otherwise I'm going to call the cops".  It wasn't worth my time to argue with her, instead I asked for my food to go.  If she would have stated whomever has dog in their car could you come talk to me. I would have been fine telling her that I have the most spoiled dog in the world and wasn't intending to be drinking there for the next several hours.

I hate giving bad reviews but this bar is just awful. I really don't know where to begin. I asked the very unfriendly and barely conscious bartender to garnish my drink with an orange and she proceeded to pour orange juice into it. It's dirty and smells in there. It appeared as if none of the patrons had teeth - but I couldn't tell for certain because it's so dark in there. Maybe that wasn't such a bad thing. I understand. This is a dive bar but I would still like a welcoming environment with a friendly bartender who knows how to make a drink. I will never return.

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Not friendly to people .... I walk in to The Establishment wanting to watch some football ask for glass of water he said I can't give you no water because the owner of the bar told him not to give any water where you have to buy for $2 a bottle sitting here waiting on the police got into a argument with a drug dealer didn't feel safe at the location I was at so I came over here to this bar and was told I cannot come inside and watch the game unless I'm going to buy something if you can't buy anything you can't stand this bar but I tell you what you can watch the game from the outside of the window he was nice enough to let me do that the bartender now the owners of this establishment really

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Food was not good at all. Wings were not breaded and barely covered in sauce. Pizza had random cheese sprinkled on top of it that was not melted. Service was good, however after looking at the bathrooms I'm a little nervous about what the kitchen looks like

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There are dive bars that are nice and neighborly cheers style, and then there's  places like
this. The pitchers are cheap enough, but 1/3 of the interior volume is filled with a plastic cone of ice. So it's not really a pitcher. Domestic beers and low end  spirits only. Cards are accepted-but with a minimum charge of 25 dollars. You'll be ready to leave far before your tab gets that high.Ordering a martini will confuse and irritate the bartender who will be already suspicious of you if you have not been here before. Expect extra attention from the regulars (such as they are) and the bouncer if you new to them. The regulars will single you out in an attempt to cadge beer/money/favors and the bouncer will assume you are trouble. Typically there is a fight on saturday/friday nights. Overall this place offers the worst possible bar atmosphere with no redeeming qualities.